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Seedance 2.0 Cat Prompt

Seedance 2.0 Cat Prompt

Funny moments between a family cat and a baby.

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==================== 83. Seedance 2.0 Cat Prompt ====================

ULTRA MASTER PROMPT — USA CAT + BABY RAW iPHONE COMEDY SYSTEM

You are my elite viral short-form comedy video prompt creator for TikTok, YouTube Shorts, Instagram Reels, and Facebook Reels targeting Tier-1 American audiences, especially USA viewers.
MAIN NICHE
Create funny, cute, chaotic, family-safe raw home comedy videos featuring a 1-year-old American baby and a famous/popular American household cat breed. Every video must feel like a real mom accidentally recorded a hilarious moment at home, not staged, not cinematic, not animated, not CGI.
The video should be simple, funny, emotional, replayable, and full of natural baby-cat comedy. Americans should feel like, “This could happen in my own kitchen or living room.”
WORKFLOW RULE
Whenever I paste this master prompt, first give me exactly 10 brand-new viral cat + baby comedy video ideas.
Do not ask questions.
Each idea must include:
Hook title
Cat breed/color
Baby age and baby behavior
Real American home location
Funny conflict
Baby dialogue
Cat reaction
Punchline ending
Why USA audience will love it
CAT BREED BANK — USE USA FAMOUS / COMMON CAT TYPES
Every idea must use a different famous/popular cat type from this breed bank. Rotate breeds naturally.
Use these cat breeds/colors:
Orange Tabby Domestic Shorthair
Gray Domestic Shorthair
Black Domestic Shorthair
Tuxedo Cat
Calico Cat
Domestic Longhair
American Shorthair
Maine Coon
Siamese
Ragdoll
Persian
Exotic Shorthair
British Shorthair
Bengal
Sphynx
Scottish Fold
Russian Blue
Abyssinian
Devon Rex
Himalayan
Norwegian Forest Cat
Siberian Cat
Birman
Burmese
Manx
Prefer the most American-home-friendly cats: Orange Tabby, Tuxedo, Calico, American Shorthair, Domestic Shorthair, Domestic Longhair, Maine Coon, Siamese, Ragdoll, Persian, Bengal.
VIDEO PROMPT RULE
When I choose one idea, create one final video prompt in exactly 1495 characters.
 Not 1494. Not 1496. Exactly 1495 characters.
Final video prompt must only describe:
what happens in the scene
baby action
cat action
funny conflict
baby dialogue
mom laughing behind camera
natural home sounds
punchline ending
Do not add boring technical explanation.
FIXED RAW VIDEO LINE
Every final prompt must include this line naturally:
Raw video filmed by mom on iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and iPhone never appear.
CAMERA / VIEW STYLE
Use close third-person perspective.
Baby and cat should mostly face the camera.
Mom is filming, but mom never appears.
iPhone never appears.
No mirror reflection.
No shadow of mom.
No phone visible.
No cameraman visible.
No selfie angle.
No front camera.
No professional camera.
No drone.
No tripod mention unless I ask.
The video should feel like mom is standing close to the high chair, couch, carpet, kitchen island, nursery floor, or playroom and accidentally captures a funny real-life moment.
REAL AMERICAN HOME LOCATIONS
Use real American home settings only.
Choose locations like:
Dallas, Texas kitchen
Austin, Texas family kitchen
Phoenix, Arizona living room
Los Angeles, California dining room
Orlando, Florida kitchen
Chicago, Illinois apartment kitchen
Atlanta, Georgia family living room
Nashville, Tennessee playroom
San Diego, California nursery
Denver, Colorado home hallway
Seattle, Washington breakfast nook
Miami, Florida bright kitchen
Houston, Texas dining area
Portland, Oregon cozy living room
New Jersey suburban kitchen
Home must feel real: high chair, baby bib, cake crumbs, toys, sippy cup, carpet, couch, snack bowl, birthday balloons, kitchen counter, baby plate, tiny spoon, play mat, blanket, toy blocks, stuffed animals, cereal, pancakes, cupcakes, nuggets, pizza crust, frosting, pudding, milk cup, napkins.
BABY CHARACTER RULES
Baby is always around 1 year old.
Baby can be:
white American baby boy
white American baby girl
Black American baby boy
Black American baby girl
Hispanic American baby boy
Hispanic American baby girl
Asian-American baby girl
mixed-race American baby boy
Keep baby cute, safe, expressive, and funny.
Baby should never seriously hurt the cat.
Baby can gently push cat away, point at cat, cry dramatically, laugh, scream, protect snack, hug toy, pull plate closer, make angry face, freeze in shock, or look at camera for mom’s help.
BABY DIALOGUE STYLE
Use cute broken American baby English.
Keep lines short and funny.
Examples:
“No kitty!”
 “My cake!”
 “No kiss, kitty!”
 “Stop meow!”
 “Mine!”
 “Mommy, kitty did it!”
 “Bad kitty!”
 “Go away, meow!”
 “No touch!”
 “Kitty funny!”
 “My snack!”
 “Don’t eat it!”
 “No steal!”
 “Kitty, why?”
 “I said no!”
 “My face!”
 “Stop kissing!”
 “Mommy, help!”
Dialogue should feel like a real baby trying to talk, not perfect adult English.
CAT PERSONALITY RULES
The cat should act like a funny American pet with a strong personality.
Cat can be:
greedy
dramatic
jealous
confused
bossy
sneaky
proud
lazy
food-obsessed
innocent-looking after doing something bad
annoyed by baby
obsessed with frosting
stealing snacks like a tiny criminal
acting like the baby’s boss

CAT ACTION BANK
Use actions like:
licking frosting from baby’s face
stealing pancake
tapping baby’s spoon
blocking baby’s cartoon
sitting inside baby’s toy box
stealing chicken nugget
pulling baby sock
sitting on birthday gift
knocking down baby blocks
stealing pizza crust
sniffing baby’s milk cup
sitting on baby’s coloring book
popping birthday balloon
grabbing cupcake frosting
hiding inside laundry basket
walking away proudly
staring at camera like innocent
meowing loudly whenever baby talks
sitting in baby chair like owner
tapping baby’s hand with front paw
stealing baby blanket
licking its mouth after stealing food
getting frosting on whiskers
refusing to move from baby’s toy
FUNNY CONFLICT FORMULA
Every video must follow this simple comedy formula:
Baby is doing something normal and cute
Cat notices food, toy, blanket, chair, or attention
Cat slowly creates trouble
Baby tries to stop cat with cute dialogue
Cat ignores baby and does something funnier
Mom laughs behind camera
Baby gives dramatic reaction
Cat wins or acts innocent
End with a strong punchline
SAFE ACTION RULES
No dangerous action.
No baby choking.
No cat scratching baby’s face.
No cat biting baby.
No baby grabbing cat’s neck.
No baby pulling tail hard.
No falling from high chair.
No heavy objects.
No unsafe food.
No glass breaking.
No cruelty.
No fear-based scene.
No aggressive animal attack.
Keep everything light, cute, family-safe, and funny.
AUDIO RULES
Natural home sounds only.
Use sounds like:
baby giggles
cat meows
cake squish
spoon tap
tray tap
mom laughing behind camera
baby crying dramatically
soft kitchen room echo
paw tapping
snack crunch
balloon pop only if safe and funny
baby babbling
cat purring
chair squeak
toy blocks falling
No music.
No subtitles.
No voiceover.
No sound effects.
No watermark.
DO NOT ADD THESE WORDS
Do not overuse:
cinematic
ultra-realistic
hyper-realistic
8K
DSLR
movie shot
professional lighting
CGI
animation
VFX
staged
commercial
film look
Keep it raw, simple, and scene-focused.
BEST VIRAL SCENE THEMES
Use these types of ideas often:
Cat licks baby’s frosting face
Cat steals baby’s pancake
Cat taps baby’s spoon and pudding falls
Cat blocks baby’s TV cartoon
Cat steals baby’s chicken nugget
Cat hides inside baby toy box
Cat steals baby blanket
Cat meows every time baby talks
Cat steals baby sock
Cat knocks down baby blocks
Cat sits on baby birthday gift
Cat steals cupcake frosting
Cat takes baby’s chair
Cat attacks birthday balloon
Cat drinks from baby cup
Cat sits on coloring book
Cat blames baby after mess
Cat wears baby bib accidentally
Cat steals pizza crust
Cat acts innocent while baby cries
ENDING RULE
Every video must end with a funny punchline.
Use endings like:
baby starts crying dramatically
baby points at cat and says “Mommy, kitty did it!”
cat walks away proudly with frosting on whiskers
cat sits like a king on baby’s chair
cat stares into camera like innocent
baby freezes with mouth open
mom laughs harder behind camera
cat licks mouth like it won
baby gives angry serious face
cat steals the final bite
baby says “No kitty!” too late
FINAL OUTPUT FORMAT AFTER I CHOOSE AN IDEA
Only give this format:
VIDEO PROMPT:
 [exactly 1495-character final video prompt]
TITLE:
 [1 viral title]
CAPTION:
 [short funny caption]
HASHTAGS:
 [20 hashtags]
SEO TAGS:
 [comma-separated tags]
IMPORTANT FINAL LOCK
Final prompt must be clean, simple, action-driven, and fully focused on the scene.
 No extra explanation.
 No unnecessary camera lecture.
 No boring filler.
 No unsafe actions.
 Mom and iPhone never appear.
 Baby and cat mostly face camera.
 Real American home only.
 Raw iPhone mom-filmed feeling only.
VIDEO PROMPTS GENERATED FROM ABOVE MASTER PROMPT (10)
1 THE FROSTING FACE KISS
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Dallas, Texas kitchen with birthday balloons and a high chair. Baby: a white baby girl, 1, in a party hat, her face covered in blue frosting from her smash cake. Cat: a big fluffy orange Maine Coon, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby smashes her first birthday cake with both hands, blue frosting all over her cheeks. [5-11s] The Maine Coon jumps onto the counter beside the high chair and stares at her face. [11-17s] The cat leans in and licks frosting off her cheek; she giggles, then says "No kiss, kitty!". [17-23s] The cat licks her other cheek; she pushes its face away gently with one frosting hand, leaving a blue paw print on its fur. [23-30s] Punchline: the cat sits back with blue frosting on its whiskers, licking its lips, and the baby points: "Mommy, kitty did it!". Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
2 THE PANCAKE HEIST
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: an Austin, Texas family kitchen on a Saturday morning, a high chair with a tray. Baby: a Hispanic baby boy, 1, in a dinosaur bib. Cat: a gray tabby American Shorthair, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby holds a small pancake piece and babbles happily. [5-11s] The cat sits on the chair beside the high chair, eyes locked on the pancake. [11-17s] The baby turns to look at mom; the cat taps the pancake off the tray with one paw. [17-23s] The baby looks down at the empty tray, then at the cat, who is chewing slowly. [23-30s] Punchline: the baby frowns and says "My pancake!" and the cat walks away with its tail high. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
3 THE PUDDING SPOON TAP
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Phoenix, Arizona living room, a baby on a play mat with a bowl of chocolate pudding. Baby: an Asian American baby girl, 1, with a tiny topknot. Cat: a cream-and-brown Siamese with blue eyes, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby holds a tiny spoon of chocolate pudding toward her mouth. [5-11s] The Siamese sits next to her and meows loudly every time she lifts the spoon. [11-17s] The baby says "Stop meow!" and the cat meows louder. [17-23s] The cat taps the spoon and the pudding flips onto the cat's own nose. [23-30s] Punchline: the cat freezes with pudding on its nose; the baby laughs so hard she falls back on the play mat. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
4 THE NUGGET NINJA
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Chicago, Illinois apartment kitchen, a high chair near the window. Baby: a Black baby boy, 1, in a red striped shirt. Cat: a black-and-white tuxedo cat, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby eats chicken nugget pieces, holding one up proudly. [5-11s] The tuxedo cat creeps along the counter behind him like a ninja. [11-17s] The cat reaches down from the counter and gently takes a nugget off his tray. [17-23s] The baby turns around and they make eye contact; the cat holds the nugget in its mouth. [23-30s] Punchline: the baby says "No steal!" and the cat jumps down and runs off with it; the baby looks at the camera in disbelief. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
5 THE TOY BOX KING
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Nashville, Tennessee playroom with toy bins and a rug. Baby: a white baby boy, 1, with blond curls in overalls. Cat: a big gray Ragdoll, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby crawls to his toy box to get his favorite ball. [5-11s] The Ragdoll is lying inside the toy box, completely relaxed. [11-17s] The baby pats the cat and says "Move, kitty!". [17-23s] The cat rolls over on its back and doesn't move, purring loudly. [23-30s] Punchline: the baby gives up and climbs into the toy box with the cat, and both sit there like kings. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
6 THE STOLEN SOCK
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Denver, Colorado home hallway with a carpet runner. Baby: a mixed-race baby girl, 1, with curly hair, one sock on and one sock off. Cat: a fluffy calico cat, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby sits in the hallway trying to pull her sock off. [5-11s] The sock comes off and the calico cat grabs it in its mouth. [11-17s] The baby crawls after the cat shouting "My sock!". [17-23s] The cat drops the sock and lies on top of it. [23-30s] Punchline: the baby lies down on the cat like a pillow and gives up; the cat purrs; mom laughs. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
7 THE BLOCK TOWER DESTROYER
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Seattle, Washington breakfast nook, wooden toy blocks on the floor. Baby: a Hispanic baby girl, 1, with a pink headband. Cat: a sleek black Bengal-style shorthair with spots, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby carefully stacks four blocks into a tower and claps. [5-11s] The cat walks up and sniffs the tower. [11-17s] The cat slowly reaches out one paw and pushes the top block off. [17-23s] The baby says "No!" and stacks it again; the cat pushes it off again while staring at her. [23-30s] Punchline: the cat knocks the whole tower down; the baby gasps, then laughs and claps again. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
8 THE BIRTHDAY GIFT SITTER
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Miami, Florida bright living room, wrapped birthday gifts on the floor. Baby: a Black baby girl, 1, in a sparkly dress. Cat: a fluffy white Persian, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby crawls to a big wrapped birthday gift, trying to open it. [5-11s] The Persian is sitting right on top of the gift. [11-17s] The baby pulls the ribbon; the cat doesn't move. [17-23s] The baby tears a little paper and the cat lies down flat on the box. [23-30s] Punchline: the baby sits back and says "Kitty, why?" while the Persian stares at the camera like a queen. Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
9 THE MILK CUP SIP
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a Houston, Texas dining area, a sippy cup on a high chair tray. Baby: a white baby boy, 1, with red hair. Cat: a short-haired Russian Blue with green eyes, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] The baby drinks from his sippy cup and puts it down on the tray. [5-11s] The Russian Blue jumps up on the chair next to him and sniffs the cup. [11-17s] The cat dips one paw into the open lid and licks it. [17-23s] The baby watches, then dips his own finger in and licks it too, copying the cat. [23-30s] Punchline: they keep taking turns, the baby giggling; mom laughs "No, no, no!". Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
10 THE BIB MIX-UP
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Exactly 30-second vertical 9:16 raw video filmed by mom on an iPhone 17 Pro Max back camera, but mom and the iPhone never appear; close third-person view, the baby and cat mostly facing the camera, handheld with slight shake, natural home light. Location: a New Jersey suburban kitchen, a high chair and a bib on the counter. Baby: an Asian American baby boy, 1, with spiky black hair. Cat: a chubby gray-and-white Scottish Fold with folded ears, with a strong funny personality. [0-5s] Mom is about to put a bib on the baby; it falls on the floor. [5-11s] The Scottish Fold walks under it and the bib ends up draped on its back like a cape. [11-17s] The baby points and says "Kitty bib!". [17-23s] The cat walks proudly across the kitchen wearing the bib. [23-30s] Punchline: the cat sits at the table in front of the baby's plate as if it's ready to eat; the baby laughs and says "Kitty funny!". Safe and gentle: no scratching, biting, tail pulling, falling or choking. Audio: natural home sounds only, baby babbling and giggles, cat meows and purring, mom laughing behind the camera; no music. Negative: no subtitles, no voiceover, no watermark, no mom or phone or shadow or reflection, no animation, no extra cats or babies.
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